It is no longer okay to be in love with Taylor Lautner.
*On a more serious note, please do not go and see New Moon. It's quite embarrassing to be the only two people between the ages of 14 and 35 in a movie theater where everyone SCREAMS whenever RPatz comes on screen to smolder and wrinkle his nose at Bella. Kristen Stewert is the worst actress ever (besides Nicolas Cage) and Kellen Lutz had maybe three minutes of screen time. Edward still sparkled like an 80s music video and the rest of the wolf pack forgot to go to the gym. I should probably write movie reviews for the Seattle Times.
Other things that aren't great about turning 26:
*Being carded. "26? I would have guessed 19, maybe 20." Thank you.
*One step closer to 29, my Do Not Want To Be age.
So...if I'm going to turn another year older, you'd better believe I'm going to do it In Style.
